February 2012
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
goodnight, sweet prince
i whisper to myself
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fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it...
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If I was hot my followers would talk to me.
imaminotaur:
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kuma-littlecloser replied to your post: why is it that every blog with hipster in the name is no where near hipster
I like that song. >w>
you shut up right now, ass
why is it that every blog with hipster in the name...
oh you have la roux skrillex remix on auto play
how meta
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Estoy Poopin'. A haiku.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Estoy Poopin’, homes.
I’m Poopin’ and you’re reading.
Plop. Plop. Splash. I’m gross.
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So a fucking bird pooped ON MY FACE.
Me: Oh my god. Today is horrible.
Classmate: Wait, what happened?
Me: A fucking bird pooped on my face.
Classmate: You fucked a what?
Me: No, a bird-
Classmate: You fucked a bird?!
Me:
Classmate:
Me: No.
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devil music: never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing
accepted music: you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me
hapafairy:
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Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
joshishollywood:
…what
there is no possible amount or combination of words in all the languages that encompass this earth that describe my feelings
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everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
iamwhatiamatrainwreck:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
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littlesquigglylines replied to your post: WHAT THE FUCK
shhh. shhs hhshsh. Just take it.
i’m pretty good at taking it
WINK
